iGod: Chat with the God Almighty

igodiGod – an artificially intelligent chat bot – not so intelligent after all! Although this site is just meant for fun and ‘repenting’, but after 5-10 minutes of chatting, it starts to get a little annoying as “God” wouldn’t seem to remember what he was talking about prior to the reply.

In spite of that, God does have a good sense of humor, and comes up with some rib-tickling answers, perhaps that is the one thing which will keep the conversation going.

Here are a few lines from my chat with the iGod…

Me:
What is God?
God:
I think of God as a “Who” not a “What.”.
Me:
OK! WHO is God?
God:
He is master of the universe.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Me:
That’s mean.
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Swati.
Me:
I am NOT impressed. I was just being sarcastic.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client. I thought you were. But I wasn’t completely sure about it.
Me:
What is a category C CLIENT?
God:
Category C clients are “critics” or “computer experts” who can’t (or don’t) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who’s there?
Me:
Me
God:
Me who?
Me:
Meow!
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Me too :-)
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
What is your favorite computer?
God:
My favorite computer is an IBM Notebook.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I want to know more about you
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
It’s called “Daisy.” Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy. All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Wow! Nice…
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Swati. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Do you have long hair?
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
You are funny.
God:
Thank you. I am glad you find me amusing.
Me:
What else can you do?
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
Do you know Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Do you like Microsoft?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What is Artificial Intelligence?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. That’s not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Thanks for the info.
God:
May God bless you.

Try it out for fun. And yes, don’t forget to share your experiences.
May iGod bless you all!
Amen!

Link: iGod

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  • http://www.orkutplus.net/ Gautam

    Lol @ Your chat :P

  • http://sites.google.com/site/aitranslationproject/ Ian Parker

    Ask “What is the difference between pouring concrete into the Aswan dam and fighting Israel?”

    wsT jw AlmErkp (for translieration see http://sites.google.com/site/aitranslationproject/Home/translation/transliteration )

    was translated by Google Translate as “central air battle”. Correct was “the battle against climate and environment”. The passage was about the Aswan dam.

    In my book the Turing test has failed unless that question can be answered. Turing is a psychological test for humans.

    God BTW knows how to construct a dam.

  • http://www.shoutmeloud.com Harsh Agrawal

    Me = When I’m going to die?
    God= Shut this chat box else you going to die now :P

    • Swati

      @ Harsh Agrawal,
      LOL!!!! :D

  • Abheyjeet

    this is really kewl but people need to change its name to computer or another because he can not be called as god……

    • Swati

      @ Abheyjeet,
      lol, I hear what you’re sayin, and somewhat agree!

      • Hnnah

        hello i try to chat with him biut every time i try to it pops right back to a different website

  • hayley

    Hello der father… r u real… or what’s goin on..?

    • Swati

      @ hayley,
      This is not real, just a chat bot and only meant for fun.

  • http://random-stuff.synthasite.com/ Reed

    HERE’S A CHAT I HAD WITH GOD :)

    Me:
    eh eh eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian? Are you Canadian?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Iam AMerican
    God:
    Were you born in the USA. Which state?
    Me:
    Oregon
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in OREGON.
    Me:
    Oregon is green and has lots of trees
    God:
    I think Oregon is a lot of things.
    Me:
    like what?
    God:
    For example, ” I think Oregon is a lot of things.”?
    Me:
    What kind of things?
    God:
    You know, “things”.
    Me:
    Be more specific
    God:
    How specific do you want?
    Me:
    very specific
    God:
    Perhaps. Ask me another question.
    Me:
    no answer mine
    God:
    Are you serious? What was the question ?
    Me:
    What kind of things do you like about Oregon
    God:
    What kinds of things do you like about Oregon are there?
    Me:
    I don’t know you tell me!
    God:
    I thought I told you already.
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
    Me:
    Forget it
    God:
    OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

    • Swati

      @Reed: LOL! :D That’s funny…. iGod gets really random sometimes.

  • http://random-stuff.synthasite.com/ Reed

    These are some tips while fooling around with iGod:

    1. Type “gossip” in the chat bar to read random gossip about people.
    2. Type “it” to make God tell you what the topic of conversation is.
    3. Type “say” and then a phrase to get God to say ANYTHING you want.

    • Swati

      @Reed: Thanks for sharing the tips! Will try them out :)

  • Mikaela

    Me:
    it
    God:
    cut yourself…

    — HOLY CRAP!!!

  • rbaby`

    this is the stupidest thing ever, many people go on this, the robot, thinking that IT is god. i mean that is really retarded. if your going to make a website…be realistic. whoever made this website can probably go to jail with the things that the “robot” says. there is nothing fun abut this dumb website. and also with the other chat rooms online that adults and teenagers use. that’s why people get rapped and stuff like that, make fricken world better, not worst. people GET REAL, this is one of the most retared things to deal with. goooooodbye!

  • Scarla

    @rbaby

    Uh, I think most people get that this isn’t really God. It’s used for humor, not for anything else. If you don’t like it, then don’t use it =P.

    God: Are there any conditions I should be aware about?
    Me: Conditions?
    God: Financial, emotional, personal conditions.
    Me: I’m broke. That’s about it.
    God: How do you get money?
    Me: I use my mommy and daddy.
    God: I heard other people used your mommy and daddy too.

    Oh no he didn’t!

  • tim

    hello god

  • raven

    haha i love this but i cnt get oon my skewl wont let me

  • Viresh Srivastava

    Me:
    tell me few good computer games ?
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    That’s not something I get asked all the time.
    Me:
    could u do that for me
    God:
    Perhaps I could be programmed to do it.
    Me:
    gotcha