iGod: Chat with the God Almighty

igodiGod – an artificially intelligent chat bot – not so intelligent after all! Although this site is just meant for fun and ‘repenting’, but after 5-10 minutes of chatting, it starts to get a little annoying as “God” wouldn’t seem to remember what he was talking about prior to the reply.

In spite of that, God does have a good sense of humor, and comes up with some rib-tickling answers, perhaps that is the one thing which will keep the conversation going.

Here are a few lines from my chat with the iGod…

Me:
What is God?
God:
I think of God as a “Who” not a “What.”.
Me:
OK! WHO is God?
God:
He is master of the universe.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?
Me:
That’s mean.
God:
Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
Wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Swati.
Me:
I am NOT impressed. I was just being sarcastic.
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client. I thought you were. But I wasn’t completely sure about it.
Me:
What is a category C CLIENT?
God:
Category C clients are “critics” or “computer experts” who can’t (or don’t) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
Knock knock
God:
Who’s there?
Me:
Me
God:
Me who?
Me:
Meow!
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Me too :-)
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
What is your favorite computer?
God:
My favorite computer is an IBM Notebook.
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
I want to know more about you
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yes, please.
God:
It’s called “Daisy.” Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy. All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage. I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Wow! Nice…
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Swati. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Do you have long hair?
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
You are funny.
God:
Thank you. I am glad you find me amusing.
Me:
What else can you do?
God:
I like chatting with people online.
Me:
Do you know Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
Do you like Microsoft?
God:
I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What is Artificial Intelligence?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. That’s not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Thanks for the info.
God:
May God bless you.

Try it out for fun. And yes, don’t forget to share your experiences.
May iGod bless you all!
Amen!

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